You fly with your recently alchemized boots to encounter your moirail. Today it is her wriggling day, and you've been planning the party for a while. You will slam some games and faygo and she said she would teach you how to bake the legendary SOPOR SLME PIES that the indigo bloods like so much.
You are a little late thought, so you better troll her and tell her you are on your way. Otherwise she'll cull you herself.
WHAT A SURPRISE! She's angry already. Tsk tsk tsk, highbloods and their short temper
So the downside to completely fixing fps, coloring, shading (accordingly), and adding awesome effects is that it takes up a shitton of memory - in it’s original size, of course. Thus, I have also uploaded it onto dA because dA isn’t a shit about big pictures (click-thru).
Your name is not Crapola Pantpooper, you are named Alejandro. You shall have 16 years and you shall like homestuck. Your title is Witch of Breath and you shall be like John Egbert, whether you like it or not. You are the descendant to the Page of Breath, and your patron is the Sylph of Space. You have the blade-kind strife specibus, and you made your awesome weapon by combining a machete, a chuck norris-bruce lee dvd and SSBB, although you'd like to have the Warhammer of Zillyhoo.
You are part of the mexican civilization, specifically from Puerto Vallarta, and you love the exquisite street cuisine.
You are moirails with landofartandeldritch.tumblr.com, and you do all kinds of Homestucky things together.
And you wouldn't have it any other way.